What the Dickens!: A Tale of Two Titties

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FootBuddies Video on Demand Theater is offering an interesting film today with the title "Filthy French Fucker." Not very subtle, is it? I would suggest something more refined, like "'A Tale of Two Tiitties with All of a Twist."' Well, it makes me think of a tale of two cities because it comes from Eucrocreme Productions, was filmed in England, and the twist is that each scene stars the French porno hottie Damien Esco. Paris comes to London and it's 5 hot encounters. There are at least two titties per scene, and in Scene 3 there are actually 8 nipples if you reckon two titties per person in a two-couple scene. The scene begins with one partner awakening the other partner by fingering his nipples. The camera then skips over to the second couple in which Damien's partner wakes him up by fingering his ass. The two couples eventually merge into a friendly foursome and the action becomes a lovely whirl of toes, titties, peckers and sphincters.

Footlovers will enjoy Scene 2 especially. In this scene, Damien sniffs shoes, sox, and bare feet. There are closeups of every part of his anatomy. His anal aperture is perfectly round, which is a good thing, since it gets pounded vigorously by his partner''s equally round penis.

I have to report a sense of disappointment with only one scene. Damien and a friend are having sex on a blanket in the woodlands and are deliciously barefoot. But they both put on their boots to have sex off the blanket standing up against a tree. Four beautiful bare feet! And they put boots on them! Revolutions have been started for less! But I do understand that for some footlovers the boots and the shoes are just as stimulating as bare feet are to many of us. We must clasp them to our bosom in a welcoming embrace. But it's not always easy.