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  1. #611

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    gots me a major erection goin on here from all of this footie and follies,
    looks like ill have to go jerk out some creamy jollies!

    (my very lame attempt to amuse u with a bad attempt with a lame poetic answer! LOL)
    ill leave it up to u from now on!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

    but im not kidding, got some wood here that needs to be tended to!!!!!! lol

  2. #612

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    Thanks again, Stu! You've got a good rhyme with follies and jollies! Nature is the Master Poet who strums us like a harp and makes music of the battle of brains and balls! Erections show that the balls usually win!

  3. #613

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    pillow talk at the foot of the bed...

    Toes read my face like it's a page of braille.
    Soles line my cheeks forming a barefoot jail.
    Feet keep me pris'ner with their taste and smell.
    They speak of heaven and they speak of hell.
    Feet are for me
    the windows into love's great mystery...
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 12-19-2016 at 07:06 AM.

  4. #614

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    pillow talk at the foot of the bed 2...

    Come to me barefoot in the early dawn.
    We'll run together on the dew-kissed lawn,
    then suck the moisture from each other's toes.
    What happens next? Well, heaven only knows.
    Our neighbors say
    the games we play are just a trifle gay...

  5. #615

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    remembering two gay Iranians who were executed many years ago
    by being thrown from rooftops...

    They threw them from the rooftops. As they fell,
    the dream of love blazed with a holy flame.
    Their killers, all who watched, now dead as well,
    leave as their legacy a load of shame.
    Though hate still rages,
    the dream of love lives on thru all the ages...
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 12-20-2016 at 07:56 AM.

  6. #616

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    are you the answer?...

    Are you the answer? Questions over time
    on life's true meaning lead me back to you.
    Who is the secret in my barefoot rhyme?
    If you are not, will you please tell me who?

    From someone's little toe comes a reply.
    "Just love," it says. "Kiss me! Feel me and touch!
    Love and don't ask me how. Don't ask me why.
    Your basic problem is you think too much!"

  7. #617

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    the art of seduction...

    How do you jingle someone's jangled bells?
    Massage his belly, arms and inner thighs.
    Remove his shoe. Tell him how nice it smells.
    Send him erotic glances with your eyes.
    Then dance and sing.
    Good heavens! Must I tell you everything?

  8. #618

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    come to my cave...

    Civilization often has been measured
    by two discov'ries: fire and then the wheel.
    I add the day men learned they could be pleasured
    by naked feet with hot same-sex appeal.
    Do guys despise ya?
    Come to my cave and let me civilize ya!

  9. #619

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    beach patrol...

    When on my sunny morning beach patrol
    I spied a stranger sunning in the nude,
    I checked him out from head to heel to hole,
    then gave him head to put him in the mood.

    We struck a deal. His gorgeous feet I ravaged,
    sucking and shrimping toes for fare thee well.
    My body part which in exchange he savaged
    I use just once a day and it won't tell...

  10. #620

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    love in flip-flops...

    The TV man comes in to do repairs,
    his feet in flip-flops. I suppress a sigh.
    His feet, like most good things that come in pairs,
    are double joy to the beholder's eye.
    When work is done,
    I flip his flops and have some barefoot fun...

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