safety alert for men who wear short pants and no underwear

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couch love...

He lounges on the couch in beat-up jeans,
barefoot beyond belief. I kiss his feet,
a prelude to the private porno scenes
nights of the maddened moon see us repeat.

I press my nose and lips between his toes,
intoxicated by the magic smell.
Only a frightened sphincter really knows
what happens next, and sphincters never tell...

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I must apologize for getting my Alex's mixed up. There are three of them at MyFriendsFeet, they are all gorgeous, and I've been so carried away by the avalanche of lovely toes that I've confused names and faces. Let me clarify.

Alex 1 This is Alex Mecum, the one I celebrate in my poem "watching a beautiful model masturbate." He's the handsome brute with the self-propelled Mary Poppins penis that flies around by itself.

Alex 2 Alex Adams is the one who gets naked with Cameron and has a foot orgy with him that is one of the wildest I've seen.

Alex 3 This is Alex Garrett in the current video with Rego. A beautiful foot worship scene!

Sorry for the confusion. If the guys are so angry they show up at my door and slap me to death with their bare feet, no jury will convict them. In fact, I will die a happy man and be in heaven before I get there!

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to Alex 1, 2, or 3 (your choice)

I give him head. He gives me feet. That's it!
We make a deal and that's the nitty-grit.
He sprays my throat and then, quite simply put,
he gives me Paradise in one bare foot.
His bare toes flutter.
Angels with hard-ons fold their wings and sputter...

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to just about anyone, if you wanna know the truth...

Take off your shoes! I need a footsie fix!
I'll add some creme de fluff for extra flavor,
as well as choc'late cherries for the licks.
ToeJam Supreme -that's what I want to savor.
Let's go to town.
A slurp and burp and watch me wolf it down...

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may I have this dance?

Scatter my ashes NOT! Keep them together!
Wait for a sunny day with pleasant weather.
Find me a spot on someone's verdant lawn.
Dance barefoot in my dust until it's gone.
Leave there a rose
where ashes fade beneath beloved toes...

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your feet...

Your feet, efficient, dutiful, pragmatic,
clean out the basement, organize the attic.
Your feet lead us on causes full of purpose,
protecting us from those who would usurp us.
And in the sack
your feet become an aphrodisiac...

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handyman...

He stands there shirtless, shoeless, full of grime.
My angel whispers, "Bingo! He's a winner!"
His chubby toes are what I call sublime,
though some there be who might prefer them thinner.
Speaking of chubby,
he's got the package for a perfect hubby...

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mystic bond...

The mystic bond we feel when lovers kiss
is hard for me in pictures to explain.
The closest I can come perhaps is this.
My love and I dance barefoot in the rain.
Rain from above
falls on the fields. Wet feet drink in the love...

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flexible...

His toes, degenerates, unholy thugs,
jab crotch and armpits, stab me in the butt.
A big toe finds a hole it mugs and plugs,
treating my virgin body like a slut.
But that's all right.
We switch our roles completely every night...

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vacation in Sodom...

Summer in Sodom! Like the weather hot?
Vacation with gay doctors, lawyers, jurists.
Sodomy, wine and me - that's what ya got
to tantalize the natives and the tourists.
Come to my villa
where barefoot sex goes way beyond vanilla...