Originally Posted by
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a whacker song
Doctor. Lawyer. Merchant. Clerk.
Man was born to whack and jerk.
I'm a whacker. So are you.
It's just something all men do.
Most whack daily once or twice.
All report the feeling's nice.
In the show'r or in the sack,
standing, sitting - whack! whack! whack!
When I jerk, I tell you true,
beating off, I think of you.
I've been wond'ring, could it be,
beating off, you think of me?
I've been wond'ring, wond'ring whether
we could both whack off together.
Switching hands can be a treat.
Some guys do it with their feet.
In my cabin by the shore
maybe we can talk some more.
(Leave your flip-flops by the door...)