safety alert for men who wear short pants and no underwear

[ftlaudft]

a whacker song

Doctor. Lawyer. Merchant. Clerk.
Man was born to whack and jerk.
I'm a whacker. So are you.
It's just something all men do.
Most whack daily once or twice.
All report the feeling's nice.
In the show'r or in the sack,
standing, sitting - whack! whack! whack!
When I jerk, I tell you true,
beating off, I think of you.
I've been wond'ring, could it be,
beating off, you think of me?
I've been wond'ring, wond'ring whether
we could both whack off together.
Switching hands can be a treat.
Some guys do it with their feet.
In my cabin by the shore
maybe we can talk some more.
(Leave your flip-flops by the door...)

[Footlover28]

a whacker song

Doctor. Lawyer. Merchant. Clerk.
Man was born to whack and jerk.
I'm a whacker. So are you.
It's just something all men do.
Most whack daily once or twice.
All report the feeling's nice.
In the show'r or in the sack,
standing, sitting - whack! whack! whack!
When I jerk, I tell you true,
beating off, I think of you.
I've been wond'ring, could it be,
beating off, you think of me?
I've been wond'ring, wond'ring whether
we could both whack off together.
Switching hands can be a treat.
Some guys do it with their feet.
In my cabin by the shore
maybe we can talk some more.
(Leave your flip-flops by the door...)

I simply love it!

[ftlaudft]

And I simply love YOU for being such a fine support! We are all so lucky to have the privilege to offer whatever we can in terms of posts and pics to our community!

[ftlaudft]

how a barefooter managed to get served in a conservative diner:
a brief but sophisticated love story

"No shoes! No shirt!..."
Those words could hurt
the barefoot lads among us.
But then the cook
threw me a look.
(I'd heard his dick's humongous.)

I think he knew
what I would do
if he developed wood.
We dropped our pants
and found romance.
(The steak was also good!)

[ftlaudft]

palm reader with the alternate 2nd verse

A handsome gypsy, mellow with much wine,
was reading palms, insightful and discreet.
We made a deal. I said he could read mine
if in return he'd let me read his feet.

He read my palm, promising love and luck,
passion and thrills. His words would soon come true.
He bared a foot and motioned me to suck.
I think he knew!

[stustustugoo]

SIMPLY FUN, WONDERFUL, ARTISTIC AND HUMOROUS !!!!!!!!
in a word, (perfect)

[ftlaudft]

Thanks, dude! You guys are too good to me! But it's the kind support that keeps us all going in this world, isn't it? One of these days I'm going to break down and reveal the secret of why the bed fell apart during a night of passion many years ago. Yes, I am clumsy, but at least I can see the humor in the situation! I love coming to this site!

[stustustugoo]

I just wish that more of us recognized and voiced our opinion here in a positive way on your ( gift) .............
seems that footlover 28 and myself are the only two willing to give credit when it's due!
c mon guys, lets give more positive feedback when it's deserved!

[ftlaudft]

Thanks again for the very kind words. The truth is I feel thanked and rewarded every time someone posts a pic in the Picture Section of celeb feet and video clips. Every time someone gives advice to a buddy or shares an intimate experience in a post I feel a sense of gratitude and belongingness. We're a unique community here and I'm so happy to be a part of it!

[ftlaudft]

at a finishing school for male virgins

The fingers of the foot - we call them toes -
should not be used to scratch an itchy nose.
Keep fingers folded when they're not in use.
Fidgety fingers lead to self-abuse.
Avoid eye-contact when you're in the show'r.
Scrub out your pee-pee, but don't take an hour.
Do not kneel barefoot in the hour of pray'r.
Guys into feet are lurking everywhere.
Rinse out your undies when you're in the mood.
Try not to jiggle when you're walking nude.
A genital that flips will also flop.
One bounce too many makes it hard to stop.
Walk proud, male virgin! Plug your dainty ass!
You well may be the last one in your class!