safety alert for men who wear short pants and no underwear

[ftlaudft]

wedding...

My cousin's wedding was a big affair.
The overflow of guests proved quite a mess.
My cousin asked if I would kindly share
my bed with someone's son, so I said yes.

The banquet ended. Off we went to bed.
The son in question was a handsome dude.
I offered him pyjamas, but he said
he hoped I wouldn't mind if he slept nude.

I fell asleep. My head was somewhat reeling.
Silence was settling over rooms and halls.
I woke up with a strange and funny feeling.
A hand between my legs had cupped my balls.

There was a pause and then his mouth went down
and kissed my feet, shrimped them for fare thee well.
When in between my toes he went to town,
he got each one as far as I could tell.

That was the start. The night was long and sweet.
We sucked each other off from head to toe.
Dicks became punching bags for big bare feet.
Just what we did - well, guys, I think you know.

The bride and groom upon their wedding night
found happiness, I think it's safe to say.
Perhaps they found the same intense delight
we found when hearts and feet were young and gay...

[ftlaudft]

wrestlemania...

I love to wrestle with the neighbor guys.
The loser has to kiss the winner's feet.
I always lose. They fail to realize
that losing has its perks. Ah, life is sweet,
for win or lose,
the high from feet is healthier than booze...

[stustustugoo]

bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ftlaudft]

Thank you, Nick!

[ftlaudft]

the magic time...

Both half asleep, we watch late nite TV.
I'm sprawled out on the floor by his bare feet.
On his recliner, lounging regally,
he rules as one who holds a sov'reign seat.
He is the king
and his barefootedness is everything.

Across his legs my arm rests casually.
I press my face against his instep's curve.
The magic time has come for him, for me.
The universe is one erotic nerve.
I kiss his toe
and find a joy the angels cannot know...

[ftlaudft]

from here to ecstasy...

His feet massage my chest. We're in a flight
from here to ecstasy. Upon my face
barefoot massage brings intimate delight.
His soles rub magic in a private place..

I feel his toes invade my pubic hair.
Hannibal hops the Alps and gropes my thighs.
My soul is naked and his feet are bare.
Orgasm shoots a flare thru unknown skies...

[stustustugoo]

so hot, so erotic, so god damn sexy!!!!!!!!!!

[ftlaudft]

We try!!! Ecstasy isn't easy, but getting there is half the fun!!!

[ftlaudft]

watching TV politics...

The world's gone mad. Politicos and polls
are looney tunes. I'm sad, confused, upset.
But late at nate I rub your naked soles.
I suck your toes until we both are wet.
And that is when
something in life makes sense to me again...

[ftlaudft]

how to quit smoking...

"You've got to quit!" That's what the doctor said.
"Find something else to puff! You've got to quit!"
No cigarettes?What will I smoke instead?
Most pacifiers really taste like shit.
Then in a tweet
someone suggested I try sucking feet.

That's when I switched from cigarettes to toes.
Just one or two at first, then five or six.
Sucking big toes, as every fellow knows,
is no big deal when you've been sucking dicks.
Just saying, dude.
Feel free to disagree, but don't be rude...