safety alert for men who wear short pants and no underwear

[stustustugoo]

all extraordinary as usual!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks guy! dammit, now youve gotten me boned again!
i should make u come and foot fuck me for that one!!!!!!!!! lol lol

[ftlaudft]

Hey Stu! I'm flabbergasted to learn that my little poems are actually able to produce hard-ons in viewers. In the past week there have been over 400 hits or views. That means if each hit produces one erection I have produced over 400 hard-ons! In my mind I see 400 penises pole-vaulting around my living room! I feel as though I should pat myself on the back or somewhere. It's the springtime. Enjoy it!

[ftlaudft]

in praise of perky penis...

In praise of perky penis let us lift
our oral/anal tendencies in song.
Tho moralists will certainly be miffed,
we love our dicks, the shorties and the long.
How do we thank 'em?
We watch a little porn and then we spank 'em...

[ftlaudft]

a pirate fantasy... the pirate and the virgin

His feet slide all around my inner thighs,
roughhousing genitals. A twist. A thrust.
Balls in a boat most certain to capsize
surrender to the pow'r of barefoot lust.
His toes and soles
plunder my penis, puncture all my holes...

[ftlaudft]

pirate fantasy 2

"The choice is yours: my feet or walk the plank!"
So speaks the pirate with a nasty leer.
I kneel to suck his toes and watch him wank.
I am his foot slave for a barefoot year.
Days come and go.
The list of things I suck begins to grow...

[ftlaudft]

pirate fantasy 3...

He fondles me. He fingers me. He strips.
Upon his unmade bed the pirate throws me.
He sucks my feet until my penis drips..
He spreads my legs, bends down and then he blows me.
My passion grows.
I suck him back - his balls, his cock, his toes...

[ftlaudft]

pirate fantasies 4 and 5...

One day he sticks his penis in a place
that's rather intimate as places go.
He pushes in and out with manly grace
and who am I to tell a pirate no?
What can I say?
Pirate or not, I think the dude is gay...

One day he bares his buttocks, spreads his cheeks
and bids me stick a finger up his hole.
I finger him until his penis leaks,
then rub his anus with a heel and sole.
My big toe plugs
where sphincter muscles squeeze with hugs and tugs...

[ftlaudft]

pirate fantasies 6 and 7...

For fun he throws me overboard, then jumps
to pull me back on deck. My ass is bare.
He gently penetrates and when he pumps,
it's with a tenderness beyond compare.
When he is nude,
I suck him head to toe in gratitude...

We shave each other's balls, trim pubic hair,
then clip the fuzz around each other's anus.
We do our shaving with the utmost care,
and do it mostly just to entertain us.
All nicks and misses
are promptly slobberized with juicy kisses...

footnote: He wasn't really a pirate. But then I wasn't really a virgin, either...

[ftlaudft]

stray thoughts during sex...

His ass is beautiful. A tiny hole
sucks in the moonlight and the magic, too.
Upon my face he rubs a naked sole,
then pulls my head and whispers what to do
down on his crotch.
Desire, caprice and lust move up a notch.

What have I learned from sucking body parts?
His personal geography is mine.
Why did I need those belches, burps and farts?
Which things are common? Which things are divine?
We're such a mix
of heavenly ideas, dirt and dicks...

[stustustugoo]

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! wank wank wank wank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!