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  1. #191

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    a silly song

    dervish

    A barefoot whirling dervish
    is dancing in my heart.
    He kicks and jumps. He stomps and thumps.
    Excuse me while I fart...
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 01-25-2016 at 09:30 PM.

  2. #192

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    another silly song...

    He masturbates me with his feet.
    He gets his toes to twinkle
    until I spray. That's why each day
    my cock gets one new wrinkle...
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 01-26-2016 at 05:59 AM.

  3. #193

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    the Ahab trick...

    He masturbates me with his feet.
    It's called the Ahab trick.
    He works his toes and thar she blows!
    Just call me Moby Dick...

  4. #194

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    the shoeless and the clueless...

    Once as I slept
    his feet massaged my butt.
    I should have kept
    my virgin butthole shut.

    When I awoke,
    he had begun to pitch.
    With just a poke
    his foot made me his bitch...

  5. #195

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    with my last breath...

    With my last breath, as I begin to merge
    with waters of that changeless sea of light
    which some call God, my soul shall see the surge
    of this one deathless mem'ry, bold and bright,
    yet soft and sweet:
    the touch upon my lips of your bare feet...
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 01-30-2016 at 02:06 PM.

  6. #196

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    limp-wristed limericks...

    When I was young and plucky,
    I passed through Old Kentucky,
    I learned from pros
    to pleasure toes
    in games of sucky-wucky.

    As everybody knows,
    my passion is for toes.
    But with a thick
    upstanding dick
    I blow more than my nose.

    The power of the penis
    puts happiness between us.
    My friends get nude
    and dicks get chewed.
    Last night you should have seen us!

    Most dudes display a deference,
    a passion or a preference.
    In any case,
    feet are my base,
    and toes, my points of reference.
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 01-30-2016 at 09:02 PM.

  7. #197

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    hahahahah!!!! lol BRAVO......... insane, intelligent, amazing, incredible humorous, entertaining, sexy, wonderful, horny, what more can i say!

  8. #198

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    Thanks again, good buddy! I feel that what we're doing here is so important! Every pic, every post, every poem is a beacon of hope and encouragement to someone who may have wandered to this site thinking he may be the only guy in the world to feel the emotions we express here. If our posts help liberate just one single person so he can go out and love and feel that his expression of love is unique and good and positive, then all the pics and posts and poems may vanish, but the good feelings of liberatiion will continute and all will be worth it!

  9. #199

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    my penal (penile) education:
    how I quit smoking cigarettes

    When I was young, they caught me smoking pot
    and sent me to a penal institution.
    While there, I noticed smoking makes lungs rot.
    Fellatio, though, does not cause air pollution.

    No more are cigarettes my joy supplier.
    When cravings come, I simply suck a dick.
    To supplement each penis pacifier,
    I'll suck a guy's big toe. That does the trick!
    Last edited by ftlaudft; 02-09-2016 at 11:44 AM.

  10. #200

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    I watched...

    I watched him suck his toe. It made me crazy.
    He knew that I was watching as he stroked.
    He masturbated slow, relaxed and lazy;
    sucked on his toe as fingers jerked and poked.
    He shot a load,
    the kind you shoot when testicles explode...

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