holiday mirth and mischief: you jingle my bells and I'll jingle yours...

I'm pretty sure that Santa Claus is gay.
I know that seems a reckless thing to say,
but when I came upon the jolly dude
working on dildos all alone and nude,
he said, "Hey, kid!
Come kiss my Tannenbaum!" And so I did...

Don't be surprised when you sit on Santa's lap and find out why he's so jolly all the time...