Thanks, good buddy Stu! And here's another...

dirty wrestling...

He rams a toe into my nasal cavity,
letting his other toes pick at my cheeks.
Yet at the height of his barefoot depravity,
I feel so good that something somewhere leaks.
It's just a game,
but when I lose, I'm winning just the same...

I wonder if we could talk Blayne into some dirty wrestling...