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Thread: safety alert for men who wear short pants and no underwear

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    a judgment day surprise...

    I go to heaven on a cloud of glory,
    determined to confess my footlove story.
    I meet St Peter at the Golden Portal.
    St Peter listens, then begins to chortle.
    "Lord love a duck!
    We know you're into feet. Who gives a f---?"

    "We saw you suck the feet of total strangers,
    doctors and lawyers, randy forest rangers.
    But love is love, no matter how expressed.
    Feet made you passionate to do your best.
    We welcome you!
    You'll like it here. We're such a motley crew..."
    Last edited by ftlaudft; Today at 10:40 AM.

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