Thank you, good buddy! Your spirited reactions are much appreciated! Here are two more...

confessions of a sock thief...

Gag me with dick and smack me with your soles!
Yes, I confess! I stole your dirty sox!
Is it so bad, this crime of footsy trolls?
The sox of jocks put thunder in the cocks.
Yes I'm a sickie.
Here are your sox.. Yes, they're a little sticky..

a morning visitor who made me miss work...

He propped his Gucci shoes right on my pillow,
then bared his feet. That's how the dude seduced me.
Fragrance of toes began to waft and billow.
Bare feet caressed me, fondled me and goosed me.
Feet gripped my head..
I called in sick and spent the day in bed....