safety alert for men who wear short pants and no underwear

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critics! critics! critics!...

The Union of Foot Fetish Workers
complains that I spend too much time
on poems with appeal to dick jerkers,
with rhyme that is borderline crime.

The critics conspiring to zap me
have called me a foot-loving mess.
So using bare feet, let them slap me.
Perhaps in due time I'll confess...