love doodles for the sleepy and the creepy

[ftlaudft]

The penis perpendicular
is often quite particular.
It may crave either lad or lass,
sometimes a mouth, sometimes an ass.
The cock commands. We must obey.
The goal's a hole for straight and gay
Some deny love and wait for the rapture.
I think that that's a big bunch of crapture.
Heaven is now. The goldmine, we've struck it.
Love is a rose. So sniff and pluck it!

[ftlaudft]

more useful info for the needy and the seedy...

Call it immoral. Call it cynical.
Pecker power has reached its pinnacle.
Hormones rage. The fights begin -
balls versus brains - and brains don't win!

[ftlaudft]

Are you lonely tonight? Are you seeking romance?
Do you feel that old tingle in the front of your pants?
Well, tingle no more. Relief is at hand.
You can download a lover. Where? Cyberland!
Just go to ToeGasms and check out hot Nolan.
His fabulous floppie will get the ball rollin'.
Or watch darlin' Duke with his warm soles and feet
that will cradle your face while you play with your meat.
Just check out a guy, his feet and his dick.
The dude then is yours with one easy click!
There's no need for special thank-you's, dear jocks.
But if you insist, I do take old sox!

[ftlaudft]

I took an elevator
to love's top floor, and there
I watched a masturbator
beat off without a care.

He stroked and poked and jiggled
his most impressive floppie.
"Good sex," he said and giggled,
"is always pretty sloppy."

"For shame! For shame!" I blurted,
"Your peckerplay is dumb!"
And in reply he squirted
my face with gobs of cum

"This lad deserves a spanking,"
I thought, and yet I knew
there is no crime in wanking.
It's just what real men do!

[Footlover28]

Yu are like a magician... You always make me smile when I read your lines! Thanks, man!!

[ftlaudft]

Footlover28, you are such a good buddy! There are so many on this board I feel a connection to and would like to give a great big hug! I feel so lucky in being able to share my little tidbits of whimsy and fun with all the people here who share with me a unique and intimate way of feeling and experiencing life and love. What a wonderful group we are!

[ftlaudft]

Last night, as I slept,
my memories crept
to the place where sweet dreams are made.
The men I have known,
and bedded and blown,
all appeared in a penis parade.

I dreamt of cocks gooey,
some slimy, some chewy.
They promised me joy beyond measure.
Dudes nude with a hat on
I shrimped and then sat on.
'til peckers exploded with pleasure..

The young and the ruthless,
the old and the toothless,
performed in a visual treat.
But when I awoke -
and this is no joke -
all I could remember was FEET!

I've forgotten the cocks
of those heavenly jocks
who gave me their peckers to suck;
but the hot, sweaty toes
on my cheeks, in my nose,
like a chip in the brain remain stuck.

I still don't recall
one cock or one ball,
tho once they were precious to me.
But those feet in my face
I just can't erase.
I really don't want to, you see!

[Footlover28]

I love doodles...for every day!

[ftlaudft]

Thanks pal! I love your support!

You know, I was talking to someone who made a comment about the "'dirty poems."' It really made me think. When I talk about shrimping a guy or blowing a guy, I don't think it's dirty at all. It's intimate, but it's not dirty. Sex is the music of life, it's what makes life beautiful and meaningful and sex is dirty only when we throw mud at it with abusiveness or bad attitudes. Yes, I can be silly. Yes, I can be lighthearted and frivolous. But what most of us here are doing is celebrating the great joy we feel in our unique way of enjoyinig life and love and yes, feet.

Your support means a lot. I was looking today at Footmonster and Snowfanatic and so many others who post regularly and make our lives actually sparkle with their contributions. And Footlover28, you're one of our big Footsie Starlight Boys here too. A big thanks again!

[Head2Foot]

Bravo, Laudie, I see you haven't lost your touch! From a long-absent footman.