The "Different Celebs" thread on the Footbuddies Picture Post board, with its fifteen thousand posts and its million and a half views is by far the most popular topic of the thousands posted since these boards opened in 2006.
While I appreciate the enthusiasm and dedication of all the posters to this topic and to all those who have given their kudos to those efforts, I have to scratch my head and ask "why the bejeezus are so many of you in the membership so utterly consumed by it?"
Help me understand the logic, please.
Most of you are never going to meet any of these men. And if you happen to get lucky enough to meet one of them, you will almost certainly never see them barefoot. And if, by some mystical alignment of the stars and planets, you happen to see them barefoot, you will never, never, NEVER get to do anything about it.
It seems to me a clear-cut path to eternal blue-balls. You can only masturbate to ones and zeros so many times before your six-shooter no longer unloads from it.
Why do we not read more stories about the feet of the guy next door, or your college roommate, or your best bud, or even your local plumber? Are we that scared and inhibited that we have never dared to have a real experience and therefore resort to fantasy to get our jollies?
I look at these celebrities, who appear painfully alike and "meh" to me, and wonder what the fascination is. Please enlighten me, esteemed members.