my Hawaiian prince
He wears a sarong,
but his dong is too long
and it sometimes sticks out in front.
I'd like to alert him,
but don't want to hurt him
by seeming to be too blunt.
The truth is a virtue
that sometimes can hurt you.
It's better perhaps to say naught.
So I won't divulge
that adorable bulge.
I'll just peek and hope not to get caught.