The penis perpendicular
is often quite particular.
It may crave either lad or lass,
sometimes a mouth, sometimes an ass.
The cock commands. We must obey.
The goal's a hole for straight and gay
Some deny love and wait for the rapture.
I think that that's a big bunch of crapture.
Heaven is now. The goldmine, we've struck it.
Love is a rose. So sniff and pluck it!