Alex's anatomy of a wanky-wanky...

[ftlaudft]

There are self-help books available for just about every activity now. When I find a volume on Self-Pleasuring for Dummies, I am going to recommend they include as a visual aid the latest offering from ToeGasms of Alex Rikers in his new passion whacks spectacular. Alex shows you the fingers. He shows you the pecker. He shows you what to do with them.

Yes, some will say, he shows you how. But does he tell you why? No. He doesn't. He doesn't have to, you see. When you look at his big beautiful bare feet, you just KNOW why!

Goodness! Do we have to tell you everything?

[BootsMcGraw]

There are self-help books available for just about every activity now. When I find a volume on Self-Pleasuring for Dummies, I am going to recommend.....

Ask, and ye shall receive!

[ftlaudft]

Great balls of fire, Boots! Now, that is a great discovery!What a perfect Christmas gift that will be: a copy of "Self-Pleasuring for Dummies"' together with Alex's original photoshoot AND his new video! We all have hard to buy for buddies, and if this doesn't jingle their bells, nothing will!