There's a gorgeous new hunk in the Spanish wonderland known as the telenovela. His name is Jauma Mateu and he plays the bullied and abused David, son of the nasty Juan Jaime Mondragón. His father has put him down so mercilessly all his life that he cannot function sexually and his recent marriage was a disaster. In last night's episode of ""La fuerza del destino"' (The Force of Destiny) he was talking on the phone, barefoot on a sofa, with the female protagonist, Sandra Echeverría. The feet! Those beautiful bare feet! You've got to see them to believe them! They are so sexy that to spend one hour with them in my face I would trade my home in Ft Lauderdale for a timeshare in Uganda and join the Republican Party! Honestly! Would I lie to you guys?