Hang on to your balls! The British are coming!

A good mind is a terrible thing to waste! You might say the same thing about a nice ass. Or a pecker. And here we don't want to forget the bare feet.

Nothing is wasted in the new film from England "'Dirty Ladz."' And they include foot action in each of the five scenes! To be sure, in two of the scenes the feet are not really bare. But there is intense and passionate sock-sniffing, and that should count for something.In the other three scenes the feet are completely bare and slobbered over properly.

The only thing I don't really understand is the title. On the cover of the DVD they say "'Dirty Ladz: Uncensored Filth."' Since when is sucking a dick considered filthy? I'm sure gay lib has come to England by now, and oral and anal pleasure hunts must be as common there as they are here. These guys are intense and goodlooking, from the adorable bottom in the first scene to the passionate hunk who tops in the fifth scene. They look good, they know what they're doing, they enjoy what they're doing. But if you're looking for filth, you don't have to leave the country. Just go to Michael Lucas, and you'll find a library of kink, I'm sure. He even has films on farts and watersports, if that's what turns you on, you sick bastard, you!

These guys are so hot it makes me wonder why our own PeterLondon ever leaves the city to go to places like Athens and Constantinople for fun time. I know these hot hunks may not be invited to Buckingham Palace for tea and crumpets, but they're certainly welcome to tacos and tequila at my next penis and piñata lawn party!

"Ftlaudtft", believe me when I say that the British, especially the English "gays" are completely liberated. Like we, their American cousins, which I say with pride, have always stood both by & with us, and if it wasn't for the English, Scots, and Irish, there would be no USA today. For as you already know from history, this country was originally a British country. For, our forefathers did not rebell against Britain, or their British relations which still resided back in Britain, but their war of "Independence" was against "King George the III", and he alone.

So, yes, I do know several gay Brits, and like us over here, they dance the same, eat the same, cry the same, fight for rights the same, and they enjoy loving relationships the same, in other words, they're the same as we. I love the British!!! And whenever I see the British Union Flag, and the flag of England I feel the same pride as I do for our US flag. For those two flags have stood proudly & galantly along side our flag.

Many of their fine men & woman in uniform have died along side of our men & woman in uniform. So, I say "God Bless Britain! And God Save the Queen!

Now....."Ftlaudft" where have you seen this sexy hot British film?? As I want to see it as well?? So, in Britsh English; "Do tell mate! Don't bloody well hold back now, from telling all". As "Dell" from "Only Fools & Horses" would say......."Lovelychubbly,innit"!!!

The DVD was released by Eurocreme Productions Ltd., 2008. It's available from TLA Video and the full title, as stated above, is "'Dirty Ladz: Uncensored Filth."

Many of us here will join you in a hearty "'God save the Queen!"' But we won't necessarily be thinking of Elizabeth.

hello my friends, im glad you like the brits. i have more fun in istanbul then anywhere i think because the turkish bi guys are very accepting of having their feet worshipped, they have a dominant (but not cruel ) side that seems to make them not bat an eyelid about having their feet kissed, also in kiev i notice the guys seem to think that having their boots licked, or trampling a guy is just part of a dom / sub thing, like in a wrestling match, rather than gay sex, so tho some of them might be freaked out if i tried to suck their knobs, they sem to think that having me underfoot is acceptable, also cos they are nice chaps. i just got back from rome, they certainly love a unifrom there, police , soldiers, all kinds of uniforms that looked like tom of finalnd drawings, really tight fetishy gear, it was very interesting.
i hope you enjoyed our prince harrys visit, there is a handsome fellow!
brit gays are very liberated and accepted now, not so when i first came out! but homophobia is treated as being unnacceptable as racism now, it still goes on of course, but tis against the law
peter x

Thank you for your input, Peter! Your travel adventures are a source of inspiration to all of us here. They are so much more than merely entertaining and titillating. Like good porn, like the excellent English picture "'Dirty Ladz," they take us to another place where we can view our own lives more positively.

One of the main points I wanted to make is that "'Dirty Ladz"' is NOT a dirty picture. The sex is pretty vanilla, the usual oral-anal to please the dick and ass crowd, and then some foot stuff thrown in for the tootsy-wootsy folk. That simply isn't dirty! So the title may be a little misleading. But the guys are handsome, their lovemaking is hot and no matter what flag you salute, this ought to run it up the flagpole.

I remember your story about a hot adventure in a moviehouse in Athens. It was so exciting, so erotic, so sensual. It involved taking certain risks on your part and turned out to be quite an adventure. We need that kind of story. We need to hear about the happy results of some of our options.

The sad truth is that some of us reach stagnant moments in our sex lives. We ask ourselves, is there life after sex? We look at our lover and see a guy with spaghetti toes. A pencil dick. Maybe a sagging sphincter. Where do we go from here? Good porn like the English film and stories of erotic adventures such as you tell, Peter, those can save the day. They can help us find again a sparkle that needs to be rediscovered. We may even look at our partner with a new gleam of desire in our eyes.

Yes, Brits are beautiful! Well, maybe not all of them. I never really liked Oliver Cromwell, for example. But he's an exception. Let's keep it positive!