View Full Version : Put the "Ho!" back in Homo...
ftlaudft
12-24-2010, 08:59 AM
Ho! Ho! Ho! and a Ho! Ho! Ho!
Put the "Ho!" back in Homo!
Footsie cheer and a Glad New Year
to each Tom, Dick and Shlomo!
Hearts grown hard as hippopodami
mellow with the joys of sodomy!
Share those joys with barefoot boys!
Life seems crappy? Shrimp 'til you're happy!
May this year, tho there be woes,
bring us many juicy toes!
Happy Holidays, FootBuddies!
ftslave67
12-24-2010, 09:38 AM
Thanks, ftl, same to you! Hope you get a nice package to unwrap!
BootsMcGraw
12-24-2010, 11:26 AM
...Hearts grown hard as hippopodami....
Hippopotami? LOL! I'm sure you'll hear from PETA about that one.
May I suggest reworking this line to use "misogamy", instead?
ftlaudft
12-24-2010, 02:05 PM
Thanks, guys, for your comments!
Boots, as a person interested in language, you'll be happy to learn I am busy coining a new word:;homopotamus. The hippos part of hippopotamus means horse, and the potamus part means river. So as a Florida gay man living by the river, I think I can refer to myself as a homopotamus.
I'm letting potami rhyme with sodomy because in many parts of the country a t between vowels is pronounced like a d. Bread and butter sounds like bread n budder.
When I finish the great epic in which I use the word homopotamus, it will doubtless be published in Popular Mechanics or Benny Hill's famous magazine Arts and Farces. Watch for it!
ropedfeet
12-24-2010, 02:43 PM
Happy Holidays FtLaud!
Happy Holidays to Everyone and Happy 2011
Ropedfeet.
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