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10-10-2010, 01:47 PM
Some belly buttons go in. Other belly buttons go out. Some dicks curve upwards. Some dicks curve downwards. Oh, the wonder of it all! Can you tell me why? Life has impenetrable mysteries. And some of those mysteries involve sex and porn.

I can't figure out why it is considered sexy for a guy with a dick in his mouth to make eye contact with his partner and look seductive. When you give a decent blowjob, it's hard enough to maintain a sense of dignity with a half pound of penis rolling around your mouth. Yet many guys try to look into the face of their partner and give a sexy come-hither and aren't I sexy? look. When you're giving head, you can't really do more than that and look intelligent, not if you're really concentrating. Most guys wind up looking like idiots rather than sexpots. With stuffed cheeks and distorted jowls, good sex is not always glamorous sex and a successful blowjob does not depend on winsome sly glances.

Many times a bottom will knock himself out to please the top and then when the bottom finally does cum, the top will scoop up the bottom's cum with his fingers and force them into the bottom's mouth, so the bottom will be forcibly fed his own cum. I just think that's so rude! Why do they do that? Michael Lucas often does this in his auditions and doesn't seem to realize that if the bottom really wanted to swill down his own cum, he probably would. The cameras are rolling and the poor slob who's auditioning is desperate to please his top. That's probably what the top is figuring on. A desperate novice will do anything to please and so he is taken advantage of.

I've already commented elsewhere on the current use of "'Fuck yeah!" to replace any flowery or romantic dialogue during lovemaking. There is also the use of a simple "'Yeah???" with a questioning intonation by the top guy while he's screwing the fuckee. There is no real information being solicited. The bottom with his ass being ravaged is in no position to discuss his personal interpretation of Kiergegaard or Voltaire. Yet the top comes out with a "Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?" Hey, Mister Macho Top! You've got your peter pounding inside the poor guy's rectum and he's gasping in pain. Isn't it a little late to be asking questions?

But what do I know? Ah, sweet mystery of life! Who has the answers?