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06-09-2010, 01:32 AM
Does your jack-off life have its ups and downs? Maybe more downs than ups lately? Here are a few scenes from porno flix that may enhance a lacklustre orgasm.

Manu and Alex discover each other in "Street Dogs in Madrid" from Spain. The film, released by Jalifstudio and directed by Jalif, proves that Spaniards have remarkably healthy bladders and throughout the picture the actors piss on each other enthusiastically. It must be a cultural thing. When Manu and Alex settle down on the terrace to do other things, Alex still has his shoes on. Manu chews them, removes them, sniffs shoes and sox, and then munches on Alex's bare feet. Or should I say foot, since while he shrimps one foot he props Alex's other under him so that he toefucks himself at the same time. Clever boy! But I don't think Franco would have approved.

"Slow Heat in a Texas Town"' is a Joe Gage film from Titan Media. Del Cobb is a park ranger who catches Colton Steele in a towel and a hardon shaving outdoors by his tent. Fascinated by Colton's penis, the ranger kneels down and sucks. Now, don't be judgmental. Who hasn't been carried away by a big dick in the woodlands? Del gives Colton a long, unhurried, thoughtful blowjob and Colton is so grateful he performs a bouncie-bouncie on Del's penis with his hairy but quite talented ass.
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"'R.E.M."' is another film from Titan Media and has a passionate scene starring Patrick Knight as an insomniac with thoughts more than neighborly about a jogging Sean Paris. Their coupling is beautiful and intense and while Patrick is slurping all over Sean's body he pays special attention to Sean's bare feet. My kind of guy!

"'Home Bodies"' from Raging Stallion Studios features two of the most beautiful men on the planet: Damien Crosse and Victor Steele. Damien does his thing with the gorgeous Roman Ragazzi and the photography gives us breathtaking close-ups of Damien's anus. You feel so close as a matter of fact that you wonder if you may be on the inside looking out. You like that, don't you, you kinky rascal, you! And there's plenty of muscular steel-jaw cocksucking for the rest of us vanilla people. Victor Steele flips and flops in two scenes and will leave you squirting or dribbling depending on how much attention you've paid to the preceding scenes. There are a few good shots of Victor's beautiful feet, but not nearly enough to satisfy my personal craving. But something is something, and we take what we can get.

Enjoy! Keep your hands where we can see 'em! Or not!