View Full Version : Limericks!
wncMTNfoot
11-10-2008, 11:38 AM
Thought it would be a fun post if you would like to share your naughty limericks on this thread!
Here's mine...
There was a young man named Trent
whose dick was so long it was bent.
He never had trouble to put it in double,
but, rather than cumming he went!
~~C==8
8==D~~
ftlaudft
11-11-2008, 09:07 AM
My favorite.
A knight's wife snuck out of the garrison
and had an affair with a Saracen.
She was not over-sexed,
nor angry nor vexed.
She just wanted to make a comparison.
Here's another.
There once was a fairy called Boom
who took a guy up to his room
They argued all night
over who had the right
to do what and how and to whom!
dafeet69
12-05-2008, 09:32 PM
There once was a man from Madras
who had balls out of brass
when they clanged together,
they played "stormy weather"
and lightening shot out of his ass!
jtickler
12-06-2008, 02:05 AM
There was a drag queen named Louise
Whose pussy hair hung to her knees.
Well, her crabs got together
And knitted a sweater,
So in winter her pussy don't freeze.
dafeet69
12-08-2008, 08:10 PM
There once was young from Brewster
who said to his wife as he goosed her
You sure feel fine But you're not wiping
as well as you usta.
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