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ftlaudft
12-07-2009, 01:07 PM
If Venus
had a penis,
she'd screw
you too!

Head2Foot
12-08-2009, 02:46 AM
If Venus
had a penis,
she might cum
between us.

ftlaudft
12-08-2009, 07:07 AM
Oh, Head2Foot, you crack me up! I can't top that! You're just getting better with the years!

akeel
12-13-2009, 06:16 PM
Venus was actually born from a penis - her Greek counterpart Aphrodite (who Venus is sourced from) was born from the castrated genitals of Zeus's grandfather.