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10-17-2009, 10:55 AM
The first hot flash for today comes from the city of Manchester. The opening shots of "Fit Lads" show a rather ordinary industrial city and you wonder why anyone would go there. Then you see the first two of the gorgeous hunks who populate the place and you're ready to buy property there yourself.

In the first scene of Zack Hadley's film from Staxus, these two first fine specimens of Manchester manhood are sprawled out on a bed speaking to each other in what must be Manchesterian English. No subtitles are provided but I did make out a bit of the dialogue. Buddy 1 takes off Buddy 2's shoe and Buddy 2 asks, "'What the fuck yer doin'?" Buddy 1 replies, "'I'm sniffin' yer socks. It makes me horny!" Buddy 1 then removes Buddy 2's sock and sniffs, licks and sucks his partner's bare foot with maximum enthusiasm, still exhibiting always that quiet good taste for which the English are famous. In a later phase of their lovemaking, while Buddy 1 is screwing Buddy 2, he returns to Buddy 2's bare foot and does a between-the-toes tongue maneuver that will delight you.

The 3rd scene of "Fit Lads"' also has some noteworthy foot action. Friend 1 cums on Friend 2's rather lovely foot and then lifts it up, in a foot-perv friendly close-up, and slurps up the juices. Yes, it's revolting, but still satisfying in a vulgar sort of way.

But it's the beautiful young Buddy 2 and his excellent bare feet in scene 1 that really rock my homo hormones. Why, I would munch a gorilla's asshole just to get at those lovely peds.

And speaking of gorillas' assholes, wait 'til you see Chi Chi LaRue's "Excess."' Chi Chi has a special talent for filming ass cheeks and portholes and in the first scene we have Blake Riley, with hairy tufts on his flip side, being rimmed by Cort Donovan. What is remarkable here is that a third party, Turk Mason, sits by the two and places his sexy bare foot on Cort's head, pumping his head up and down and then placing his bare foot on Cort's back. A simple detail, yes, but for the foot lover, pregnant with possibilities.

My last porn-in-the-morn item is for members of Kristen Bjorn's site. His assistant Strongboli has filmed a Casting Couch scene with Roberto Murano and Max Exe. The first is Mediterranean and the second Nordic. North and South come together in a European Union that delights and inspires. There is no specific foot action or foot jerking here, but both models are completely naked and the photography, which is always superb if the camera belongs to Kristen or any of his men, becomes absolutely sublime, with a use of lighting that uses a light-dark contrast to highlight the bodies - and the bare feet - of the models. While Max is plowing into Roberto, my eye does not stay constant on the crotches but wanders, as do the eyes of most discerning foot pervs, to that lovely realm beneath the anklebone. While I'm admiring the bare soles of Roberto flapping around in the air, I'm also counting the long, masculine toes of Max on the ground, mentally ravishing his pleasant arches and totally munchable foot outline. It's just a little under 15 minutes and I think you'll like it. If you don't, check your pulse and your testosterone level.